HANDS OFF!! May 22, 2008
Posted by frostygirl in Humour.trackback
Here is a joke which I found funny, I hope you do too.
Old Oom (Uncle) Jan was very sick and was basically lying on his death bed at home and all the family where already starting to gather for the expected death. His wife Tant (Aunt) Sannie, trying to keep herself occupied and her mind off her problems, was in the kitchen preparing all the nice cakes, koeksisters (type of sweet very well liked by the Afrikaners), milktarts, etc for the “wake” after the expected funeral.
All the lovely smells coming through from the kitchen to the dying man’s bedroom was so tantalising that he could not resist. He got up out of bed and slowly made his way to the kitchen. With great anticipation he reached out to pick up a koeksister……….. Tant Sannie rushed over, slapped him on his hand and said: “Hands off, that is for the funeral!”
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